September 16, 2007

The Root Of All Evil


Ladies and gentlemen - this is it! I have found the root of all evil. And it isn't money or anything like that, it's actually a root. And it has been dug out and made entirely safe.

You will be happy to hear that with the root of all evil having been successfully extracted, we are all saved and the world from this day will be a better place.

Praise be!